A homage to the writing and delivery of the rants, quips, verbal assassinations and retorts of Dr. Perry Cox (Aka John C. McGinley).

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No: 769

Find in One Liners

You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.

No: 10

Find in Season 1

I don’t know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but you’re in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?

No: 9

Find in Season 1

I don’t wanna give you my two cents’ worth. But if you ever do wanna know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you’re an incredible pain and that every time I see your kew-pie-doll face, it just makes me wanna pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my […]

No: 8

Find in Season 1

I’ve. Had. Enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I’m going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-woman freak-show, take your Blah-blah” to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over […]

No: 7

Find in Season 1

Look! This whole groovy guidance counselor” thing you people seem to have working is a total fantasy. I’m not that guy, you can go and ask anybody. Now, you’ve got to leave me alone, or I’ll punish you.”

No: 6

Find in One Liners

Oh, this woman is just fantastic. I mean, the breasts are probably fake, but, by God, those tears are real!

No: 5

Find in Season 1

You’re having a big day, there, Susan.

No: 4

Find in Quips

God? My Brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden….?

No: 3

Find in One Liners

Giant who cares!

No: 2

Find in One Liners

It’s impossible to actually lie next to Jordan. Seems as she sleeps hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

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