No: 116
Find in Put DownsListen up, there, Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down, you’re scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my God – they’re delivering a baby upstairs, and the poor kid’s using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in.





Comment by Stephen
Pure gold I say.
Comment by yozef
#1 quote said by dr.cox
Comment by Emily
Ha! God I love these quotes! He is the most amazing guy in the universe with put-downs I LOVE IT.