Archive for: June 2007

“I hate you, Bob.”

“…in our defense, you’re overly cheery and we were bored…”

“Good God. She can’t be stopped.”

“I’m not sure moon-beam is going to break so easily. I just wish we knew something personal that would really get to her.”

“When I crush a person’s spirit, I like to use a combination of intimidation and degradation.”

“Thanks to your little gesture, she actually believes that the earth is full of people who, deep down, are filled with kindness and caring!”

“Ohh, I am…so very angry…that I’m going to find someone to kill…just to prove her wrong.”

“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”

“Underneath it all, he is pure evil.”

“Boy, oh boy, does it look like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy. And trust me, he’ll make you pay.”