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Find in Season 4I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
Comment by natalie
this has to be the best quote ever!!!!
Comment by JD
Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine…how dare he.
Comment by Perry
I re-he-he-he-he-heally love this quote.
Comment by Elliot
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RANT. I FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.
Comment by Anne
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love!
Comment by Mikey
Quintessential Cox.
Comment by Greig
my fav speech eva!! for use in every convesartion
Comment by jonathan
this rant is the bet rant ever lol genius
Comment by daniel
haha i only found this site coz i was looking only for this quote thanks i… i laughed so hard when i heard it i pee-ed a little… what i changed right after!…
Comment by Eric R.
This felt so damn good that I changed my pants afterwards.
Comment by Christopher Turk
I Get To Have Sex!
Comment by e ;)
This is excellent, and he repeats the last sectin in the season 8 penultimate episode too, just to make it even better.
Comment by Haa (:
my sister can mouth everything of this quote, i can only manage hugh jackman. :L
Comment by Amber XP
XD i lol’d so much at this. I remember this one!
Comment by Fouad_010
F**king Awsome
Comment by xncnbu
LOOOOOVE it!!
Comment by Joshua
Love dr. cox. Hes what I need before I go into work ehevery day.
Comment by Guy
Well as much as I love the random people and things he states in this one my favorite was the labradoodle rant
Comment by issaaaay
absolutely bloody brilliant
Comment by Dr Cox
Oh thank you all! I had a lot of fun thinking that one up. Worth it though
Comment by Matt
“Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much!” Love it! Who writes this stuff? Like Groucho Marx on speed!
Comment by dr. cox is heli-foxy
awesome!!!!!!
Comment by SpeedyEric
Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. …How dare he.
Comment by Bill
Dr.Cox You are my effing HERO!