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Find in Rants, Season 4“I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.”
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Comment by natalie
this has to be the best quote ever!!!!
Comment by JD
Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine…how dare he.
Comment by Perry
I re-he-he-he-he-heally love this quote.
Comment by Elliot
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RANT. I FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.
Comment by Anne
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love!
Comment by Mikey
Quintessential Cox.
Comment by Greig
my fav speech eva!! for use in every convesartion
Comment by jonathan
this rant is the bet rant ever lol genius
Comment by daniel
haha i only found this site coz i was looking only for this quote thanks i… i laughed so hard when i heard it i pee-ed a little… what i changed right after!…
Comment by Eric R.
This felt so damn good that I changed my pants afterwards.
Comment by Christopher Turk
I Get To Have Sex!
Comment by e ;)
This is excellent, and he repeats the last sectin in the season 8 penultimate episode too, just to make it even better.