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Find in Rants, Season 4

“I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.”

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7 Comments

  1. Comment by natalie

    this has to be the best quote ever!!!!

  2. Comment by JD

    Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine…how dare he.

  3. Comment by Perry

    I re-he-he-he-he-heally love this quote.

  4. Comment by Elliot

    I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RANT. I FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

  5. Comment by Anne

    Love, love, love, love, love, love, love!

  6. Comment by Mikey

    Quintessential Cox.

  7. Comment by Greig

    my fav speech eva!! for use in every convesartion

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