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I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

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26 Comments

  1. Comment by natalie

    this has to be the best quote ever!!!!

  2. Comment by JD

    Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine…how dare he.

  3. Comment by Perry

    I re-he-he-he-he-heally love this quote.

  4. Comment by Elliot

    I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS RANT. I FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.

  5. Comment by Anne

    Love, love, love, love, love, love, love!

  6. Comment by Mikey

    Quintessential Cox.

  7. Comment by Greig

    my fav speech eva!! for use in every convesartion

  8. Comment by jonathan

    this rant is the bet rant ever lol genius

  9. Comment by daniel

    haha i only found this site coz i was looking only for this quote thanks i… i laughed so hard when i heard it i pee-ed a little… what i changed right after!…

  10. Comment by Eric R.

    This felt so damn good that I changed my pants afterwards.

  11. Comment by Christopher Turk

    I Get To Have Sex!

  12. Comment by e ;)

    This is excellent, and he repeats the last sectin in the season 8 penultimate episode too, just to make it even better.

  13. Comment by Haa (:

    my sister can mouth everything of this quote, i can only manage hugh jackman. :L

  14. Comment by Amber XP

    XD i lol’d so much at this. I remember this one!

  15. Comment by Fouad_010

    F**king Awsome

  16. Comment by xncnbu

    LOOOOOVE it!!

  17. Comment by Joshua

    Love dr. cox. Hes what I need before I go into work ehevery day.

  18. Comment by Guy

    Well as much as I love the random people and things he states in this one my favorite was the labradoodle rant

  19. Comment by issaaaay

    absolutely bloody brilliant 😀

  20. Comment by Dr Cox

    Oh thank you all! I had a lot of fun thinking that one up. Worth it though

  21. Comment by Matt

    “Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much!” Love it! Who writes this stuff? Like Groucho Marx on speed!

  22. Comment by dr. cox is heli-foxy

    awesome!!!!!!

  23. Comment by SpeedyEric

    Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. …How dare he.

  24. Comment by Bill

    Dr.Cox You are my effing HERO!

  25. Comment by Alfonso

    Oh, my God, with Dr. Cox’s permission I would make my own list:
    “I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…… The Kardashians, TMZ.com, any of the 10 Marvel movies that are launched every year, Instagram, Myley Cirus, Justin Bieber, Myley Cirus impersonating Justin Bieber, the people who makes a heart with their hands, people in general who tweets pictures of themselves or others making a heart with their hands, selfies, selfies, selfies, The Latin Grammys ( it is unanimous ), viral posts in facebook, SyFy Original Movies, “Glee”, “How I met your mother”, any of the actors of “How I met your mother”, Fox tv series, mexican soccer, Obama Foreign Policy. Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Will Smith movies with his son.

  26. Comment by Bob Kelso

    Who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso, haven’t we met?

  27. Comment by Bill

    comment 25 by Alfonso….BRAVO well played!
    But the original by Dr.Cox my personal all time favorite.
    Long live scrubs!

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