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Find in Rants, Season 4“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”


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Comment by ben.M
yeh i frigin love this rant, it’s definently one of his best
Comment by Brenni
Hahaha quality! Agreed with Ben, one of his best!