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“Maybe it’s because she’s really in love with me, and together we injected you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture. Or maybe it’s because I really liked her, but she didn’t exactly feel the same way about me and I got the forehead kiss after spending ninety stinkin’ dollars on theater tickets. Or maybe - and this is a huge outside maybe - maybe she knows that you’re the kind of person who freaks out over irrelevant things from the past. Personally, I hope it’s all three.”