No: 509

Maybe it’s because she’s really in love with me, and together we injected you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture. Or maybe it’s because I really liked her, but she didn’t exactly feel the same way about me and I got the forehead kiss after spending ninety stinkin’ dollars on theater tickets. Or maybe – and this is a huge outside maybe – maybe she knows that you’re the kind of person who freaks out over irrelevant things from the past. Personally, I hope it’s all three.