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“Laura, if you don’t toss that shot back, I’m going to throw you up on the bar and make you sing the theme song from ‘Endless Love’.”

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  1. Comment by bob

    This quote actually goes -

    ”Laura, if you don’t toss that shot back, I’m going to throw you up on the bar and make you sing the theme song from ‘Endless Love’…… For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense? Oh gosh, maybe you were running late that day cause you just couldn’t find the right thong for those low-rider jeans that you love so much, or maybe you were busy bopping along to whatever boy-band really makes your heart race nowadays and you just drove by. Of course I don’t know, I’m just guessing. But one thing’s sure shootin’ — you wound up at the dum-dum store and just went ahead and put as much of that in the car as you could fit, didn’t you?”

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