Dr. Sanford Siegal's COOKIE DIET™
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“I never went to Acapulco, Mrs. Goldstein. I lost three patients and spent the last two weeks on my couch trying to drink myself to death so that my victims and I could be reunited in the afterlife and they could rightly have their vengeance. I realized that that tactic would never work, as I’d be sent straight to hell, which, I imagine is a lot like Acapulco, only there’d be fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach. All the best. Is there a reason you’re still near me?”

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  1. Comment by Steve

    another classic, I love it

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