718 views
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars6 Stars7 Stars8 Stars9 Stars10 Stars (3 votes, average: 9.33 out of 10)
Loading ... Loading ...

No: 732

Find in Verbal Assassinations

A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I’ll tell you what, my friend, unless you’re also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I’m afraid the answer is yeah…no! Here’s a–here’s a novel idea: Why don’t you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it, that the coffee itself gets cancer.

Email This Quote Email This Quote

Let us know what you think of this quote:

If you want to leave a feedback to this Dr. Cox Quote or one of the other comments, simply fill out the form below. Your comment will appear on this page underneath the quote. Your contact details will never be shared, displayed or used for any purpose.

(required)

(required)