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“Still, you’re not nearly as bad as her. Do you know how much you annoy me? The answer is: a lot. Should I list the reasons why?Well, I don’t see why not. It’s your hair, your nose, your chinless face, you always need a hug. Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug. That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex. And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex. (…) See now, Newbie? That’s the thing you do that drives me up a tree. ‘Cos no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be. So I’m stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son.It makes me suicidal and I’m not the only one, no I’m not the only one…(…) So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane and Sue. Like Moesha, Kim and Lilly and Suzanne and Betty Lou. Regardless of the names I pick my feelings are quite clear. You’re a pain in every day of every month of every year. (…)If you want some kind of favor, really any kind of favor, please just get me peace and quiet from this godforsaken pest.”