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No: 96

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It’s regular-strength Tylenol! Here’s what’cha do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that’s the correct dosage.

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  1. Comment by samuel

    This same rant appears in season 8, the only difference is that he uses Ibuprofen instead of tylenol!

  2. Comment by Yaguro

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  3. Comment by Nate

    love this line

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