Category: One Liners

Note to self: You’ve got to start writing down the names of people that truly annoy you!

Careful, there, sweet-cheeks. I haven’t decided which way I’m going to take your temperature yet.

Oh, I-I-I’m sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.

I’ll be honest with you, I’m worried that I’m not going to be able to get your voice out of my head. It is a very real concern.

That’s a cute couple. I give ’em a week.

I’m not freshly ripping anybody anything anymore. I am done with anger.

Look, we’re both men; one of us a little more than the other, but that’s okay.

Dammit, Laverne. Why can’t I ever be the one dying?

Come on, come on, come on! We gotta make a decision here.

Straighten up, Newbie, and I mean that in every sense of the word.