Category: One Liners

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Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Oh, dear Lord, please make it stop.

393

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

You stole my moment. And you will pay.

618

Filed under: One Liners — @ 12:00 am

Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smears in one month?

2

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

It’s impossible to actually lie next to Jordan. Seems as she sleeps hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

124

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Well, it’s nice to know where the magic began!

467

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Sweetheart, I find it amusing that you think you’re so much as a blip on my radar.

725

Filed under: One Liners — @ 12:00 am

Yay, congratulations, whoopee, all right, see ya.

37

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

Enggghhh! That’s the noise I make when somebody lies to me.

252

Filed under: One Liners — DRK @ 12:00 am

I’m about to set a new distance record for projectile vomiting.

536

Filed under: One Liners — @ 12:00 am

Kiss my ring.

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