Category: One Liners

It’s impossible to actually lie next to Jordan. Seems as she sleeps hanging up-side-down from the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

Giant who cares!

Oh, this woman is just fantastic. I mean, the breasts are probably fake, but, by God, those tears are real!

You know that before medicine ever became a business, the only rule was to do your best to help the patient

Don’t look her in the eyes, newbie; she’ll steal your soul. So, how are things going down in the underworld?

Now, you can have this thing back anytime you want. You’re gonna have to bark like a dog, though.

I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

Nobody talk, just drink.

Everyone, we can all relax now — the planets have been realigned and order shall be returned to the people.

Well, for starters, I hate Christmas.