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Category: One Liners

769

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 6:54 pm

“You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.”

766

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 6:49 pm

“Good morning, “reasons why I drink”, you may have noticed that we have a new face in our group.”
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765

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 6:47 pm

“Any other day I’d say no, but today I’m gonna go ahead and just say no.”
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760

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 6:38 pm

“Jordan…the boy already lipsyncs into your tampons, must we put a final nail in this tiny gay coffin?”
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744

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 5:43 pm

“Oh sure, sure as long as you cut back on your vegetables. And maybe, you know, buy some clothes from this decade.”

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742

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 5:30 pm

“You usually have to go to a van convention to see art of the quality, you do.”
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739

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 10:03 pm

“Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils isn’t just the baby throw-up on her jacket - it’s the smell of a doctor with integrity.” –>

738

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 10:02 pm

“Ah, when it comes to torturing you, everybody’s on the same page.” –>

736

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 10:00 pm

“I’m just gonna go ahead and tip myself for calling this one. Thank you, me!” –>

734

Filed under: One Liners — Tomek @ 9:57 pm

“Bobbo! No time! Gotta go tell Mr. Clancy that his tumor is benign. Is that not exciting? Should be worth a finski - whatta ya think?” –>

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