Category: One Liners

“Oh, that’s the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.” –>

“Yay, congratulations, whoopee, all right, see ya.” –>

“Your sarcasm is wasted on me, you giant pregnant beast. This is an anger-free zone. There’s no anger here.(…)Oh! Guh! Counter! Ha ha haaaaa!” –>

“I’m not freshly ripping anybody anything anymore. I am done with anger.”

“Hardly seems like much of a punishment for the kid from Kenya. I mean, God’s sake, he could run all day.” –>

“I don’t have any anger issues.” –>

“Shadaisy!” –>

“Your breath?” –>

“I’ll drink to hate.” –>

“One rule. No yapping. The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.”
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