Category: One Liners

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You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.

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Mmm. And sassy, too. If you could cook a steak, I’d eat it right off your bottom!

402

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You know, you’re not looking as processed and overly-medicated as usual.

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I don’t know who you are, but thank you for this.

3

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Giant who cares!

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God, I hate Halloween!

471

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Ohh, my God. I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time! I’m…I’m gavomiting!

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Oh, that’s the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.

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Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do

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You can’t keep me from getting drunk.

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