Category: One Liners

I don’t think I could possibly make you doubt yourself, ya rascal, unless you had the unnatural talent for being wrong most of the time.

Ohh, my God. I’m gagging and vomiting at the same time! I’m…I’m gavomiting!

Tell it to the wall, Newbie!

Oh, that’s the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.

Oh, this woman is just fantastic. I mean, the breasts are probably fake, but, by God, those tears are real!

Whoa, there, Curly. I got no problem asking a woman out. Watch this: —- Wanna have a drink sometime?

Twenty bucks says you kill him.

You don’t have to know what he’s sayin’ — none of us do.

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

No, no. No no no no no no no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won’t have to talk to me!