Category: One Liners

Careful, there, sweet-cheeks. I haven’t decided which way I’m going to take your temperature yet.

Dammit, Laverne. Why can’t I ever be the one dying?

Well, it’s nice to know where the magic began!

God, I hate Halloween!

Twenty bucks says you kill him.

Well, now, I don’t have any definitive confirmations yet, but, admittedly, that could be because I haven’t asked anyone.

Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out!

Well, then, why don’t you just leave your boobs and some other stuff at my place?

Hey, Girl’s Name!

Oh, I don’t know. What do you say you start her on 20 CCs of It’s not my problem anymore!