Category: One Liners

One hundred free booger suckers – and you’ll say nothing.

Sorry girls! Dropped my computer….yeah.

It’s a joke! No one’s gonna believe that Kelso actually died!

I’m about to set a new distance record for projectile vomiting.

You can’t keep me from getting drunk.

You come here, you rat-bastard!

Oh, I-I-I’m sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.

Come on, come on, come on! We gotta make a decision here.

Nooo, Bobbo! You got there by back-stabbing and ass-kissing.

I don’t think I could possibly make you doubt yourself, ya rascal, unless you had the unnatural talent for being wrong most of the time.