Category: Put Downs

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

Oh, hey, Bob, here’s an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We’ll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we’ll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say I’ve never satisfied a woman. I’ve never satisfied a woman. I’ve never satisfied a woman.”

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Filed under: Put Downs — @ 12:00 am

Good point, Carla. Say, you don’t happen to have any other gems you wanna lay on us before you run off to couples therapy to sift through the wreckage that is the first year of your marriage, do ya?

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork. They hate you, dear God, they hate you good.

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

Hey, hey, Val. You know, you know what’s funny? Ever since I started taking care of your patients not one of them has died.

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

you look like the guy who goes to a garage sale, buys a bronze star, pins it to his lapel, and then tells everybody to call him Sarge.” And Newbie, nobody likes that guy. Not a soul.”

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

Tests? Oh goody! And what exactly will you be looking for? And if it’s the slowest doctor in the hospital, then ding! ding! ding! ding! I already found her.

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

I said I think you may not be the worst resident ever, but I can’t be sure of stuff like that. Come on, I haven’t done the appropriate leg work!

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Filed under: Put Downs — @ 12:00 am

I was in a costume, too. I went as someone who doesn’t make a fool out of himself. How’d you not get that?

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

Congratulations! Your Dimaggio-like streak for saying nothing even remotely interesting is still alive and well!

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Filed under: Put Downs — DRK @ 12:00 am

If I actually enjoyed being miserable, then why wouldn’t I stay here talking to you two?

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