Category: Season 1

101

Filed under: One Liners, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:55 pm

“cut him or lose him.”

100

Filed under: Quips, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:54 pm

“Look, worst case scenario, you kill somebody, and that hangs over your head the rest of your life.”

99

Filed under: One Liners, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:52 pm

“Now, whatta ya say, champ; you got a urine sample in there for me?”

98

Filed under: One Liners, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:51 pm

“Write this down, newbie: If you push around a stiff, nobody’ll ask you to do anything.”

97

Filed under: Quips, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:50 pm

“I’m gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don’t overstate it: Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet. And may, in fact, be Satan, himself. “

96

Filed under: Rants, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:49 pm

“It’s regular-strength Tylenol! Here’s what’cha do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that’s the correct dosage. “

95

Filed under: One Liners, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:48 pm

“I think, by the grace of God, we’re gonna be okay. Oh, and from now on, whenever I’m in the room, you’re definitely not allowed to talk.”

94

Filed under: One Liners, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:46 pm

“Eisenhower….was a sissy.”

93

Filed under: Quips, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:45 pm

“The man’s 92 years old, he has full dementia, he doesn’t even know we’re here. He is inches from Carla’s rack and he hasn’t even flinched.”

92

Filed under: One Liners, Season 1 — DRK @ 8:45 pm

“Why does this gomer got to try and die every day during my lunch!”

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