Category: Season 1

And you, my little precious, should give some thought to purchasing some non-bunching panties. They give you the extra support you love so much, while protecting against those offensive lines underneath your scrubs.

Now, whatta ya say, champ; you got a urine sample in there for me?

I don’t know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but you’re in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?

Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact, the wall on which you’re leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know! Here, it’s a conundrum. But don’t you worry about it — I’ll tackle that one upstairs. In the meantime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work. And right about now, even though you don’t have your basket, aw, it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on. Skip away.

cut him or lose him.

Okay, Linus, you’re way too excited; I want you to get your blankie, go in a corner, and take a time-out.

believe me, I enjoy our meaningless post-divorce sex as much as the next guy you marry will, but your timing cou-hould not be worse.

Oh, listen here, pumpkin, if you’re honestly having this much trouble getting over me, just go ahead and give me a call and I’ll toss you a sympathy throw-down anytime.

if I ask you a question that doesn’t specifically deal with a medical issue, you can bet your powdered bottom that I don’t want you to answer. Do you understand?

Well, geez, Agnes, does the field hockey team know that you’re missing?