Category: Season 1

“Oh, Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof, I just naturally assumed it was because your evil mission here on planet earth had finally come to an end; so, tell me this: where, exactly, is the mother ship?” –>

“Hey, junior, cry me a river. My dance card is full-up, too.” –>

“Ahhh, sorry to interrupt you, there, Bobbo, but I gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born — nay, “spawned” — by the Dark Prince himself, did that rat-bastard forget to give you a hug before he sent you along your way? Because you can’t just let two good nurses go on account of feeling small and insignificant. And, besides, with your money, you oughtta able to keep a little man tucked away in the closet and bring him out whenever you want to knock him around, huh?” –>

“Well, you definitely need something. Um, maybe a backbone, or perhaps some testicles. At the very least, a pillow that you could carry around the hospital and just cry your sad eyes out into whenever drama occures.” –>

“if I ask you a question that doesn’t specifically deal with a medical issue, you can bet your powdered bottom that I don’t want you to answer. Do you understand?” –>

“believe me, I enjoy our meaningless post-divorce sex as much as the next guy you marry will, but your timing cou-hould not be worse.” –>

“Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact, the wall on which you’re leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know! Here, it’s a conundrum. But don’t you worry about it — I’ll tackle that one upstairs. In the meantime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work. And right about now, even though you don’t have your basket, aw, it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on. Skip away. ” –>

“And you, my little precious, should give some thought to purchasing some non-bunching panties. They give you the extra support you love so much, while protecting against those offensive lines underneath your scrubs.”
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“Oh, and, if you go ahead and listen very carefully, you’ll hear the familiar sound of no one caring. ” –>

“It’s the way you both play your parts with such wonderful commitment that almost had me believing that you aren’t having whiny, neurotic, extremely pale sex with each other.” –>