Category: Season 1

98

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

Write this down, newbie: If you push around a stiff, nobody’ll ask you to do anything.

38

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

So, in order to make this a more palatable experience for moi, I am not going to call you by your names — instead, I’ll be referring to you by whatever distinguishing physical characteristic occurs to me first. Okay…you, Chicken Beak, what causes pneumonia presenting with diarrhea?

70

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

Ahhh, sorry to interrupt you, there, Bobbo, but I gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born — nay, spawned” — by the Dark Prince himself, did that rat-bastard forget to give you a hug before he sent you along your way? Because you can’t just let two good nurses go on account of feeling small and insignificant. And, besides, with your money, you oughtta able to keep a little man tucked away in the closet and bring him out whenever you want to knock him around, huh?”

9

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

I don’t wanna give you my two cents’ worth. But if you ever do wanna know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you’re an incredible pain and that every time I see your kew-pie-doll face, it just makes me wanna pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life that you’ve wasted…fall out. Now laugh.

99

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

Now, whatta ya say, champ; you got a urine sample in there for me?

39

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

It’s a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it’s much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms. In other words, if you hear hoof-beats, you just go ahead and think horsies — not zebras. Mm’kay, Mr. Silly Bear?

74

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

Hey, junior, cry me a river. My dance card is full-up, too.

10

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

I don’t know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but you’re in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?

101

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

cut him or lose him.

40

Filed under: Season 1 — DRK @ 12:00 am

Okay, Newbie, how’d you drop the ball on this one? And don’t tell me you cried, or I’m gonna have you banned from the men’s room again.

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