Category: Season 2


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Lookit, I don’t have time right now to be the hundred-watt bulb for your annoying little moth, so if you could just fly away, that’d be great. Just fly awa–hey….?


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No, honey, the reason we’re late is that you took forever to get ready. That’s what happens when you’re vain!


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I was scared. In fact, I was freaking out all day, because I’m quite confident that I’m gonna be an absolutely horrible father.


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I actually had my physical last week, and while my cholesterol was low, my blood pressure was through the roof. Needless to say, my physician was stumped; but now — thank God! — you’ve helped us solve that riddle. You see, because, the very instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a teeny-weeny problem, aw, it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.


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Hark, it is the high-pitched warble of the nosy nelly! Don’t see many of those flitting about these halls anymore because, well, quite frankly, when one does — one shoots to kill.


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It’s that your drug is so damn good that you guys went ahead and put a six-hundred percent mark-up on it. But, hey, the only ones who get hurt are the sick people, right? And since your company damn-sure doesn’t care about them, and you’re part of the system, that just means you don’t care, either. And that’s…pretty much what’s making me sick; that’s all.


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Now, Barbie, Jordan is here for her ultrasound today, and I’m going to be holding her claw the entire time. So, what you’ve just done is essentially volunteered to do all of your work and all of mine. And if you’ll step right this way, I’ll be more than glad to tell you more about what you’ve won!


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Oh, just not smart. Even for you.


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Oh, hey, buddy! I was just thinking about you! Yeah, I was thinking how it might be real nice to have somebody around here who could help me out. You know, somebody I could call — oh, gosh — My Resident”…and we’d do stuff together. You know, medical stuff. And it would just be peaches! But then it occurred to me that a guy who looked a hell of a lot like you used to be that guy.


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Oh, Perry gonna get some lovin’. Perry gonna get some lovin’. Oh, Perry gonna get some lovin’.

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