Category: Season 4

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Why, Mariska? Why do you insist on bothering me with these things?

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Don’t tell me – you and Sweaty Teddy here are gonna finally have that commitment ceremony you’ve been dreaming about?

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Come on. I know you’re scared. A lot of times you feel like a little girl in a big gal’s body. But here’s the dirty little secret: Fear is good. It keeps you from becoming a crappy doctor. Trick is you just can’t let it paralyze you. But don’t you worry about a thing, there, Newbie. You’re a sure thing to get a kill. In fact, should be any day now!

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Let’s break down the kid’s support system, shall we? He has me, an emotionally-crippled narcissist; and, he’s got you, an emotionally-crippled narcissist who’s soaking in a tub which by now has to be mostly your own urine.

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I gotta go. If I’m around that sea hag for more than ten seconds my throat closes up.

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SHE’S NOT PREGNANT! IT CAME OUT BLUE! IT’S BLUE! SHE’S NOT PREGNANT! IT’S BLUE! IT CAME OUT BLUE!!

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I can change a diaper in twenty seconds.

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Molly, Molly, Molly, you lost me at hello.”

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Honey, if you are coming in, I just might go ahead and phone up my pool-man and my architect so we can populate the room with just as many useless people as possible.

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Since you two have become chief residents, I’ve noticed that your leadership skills are — how can I put this delicately? — eh…crap.!

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