Category: Season 4


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I don’t know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.


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Guess what there, wifey. You can’t be a pain in the ass if I don’t have a phone.


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Fair enough. Why don’t we go ahead and take a look at my personal life? I am in love with a woman that I hate, my two-year-old son calls me Pewwy,” and – this is something that I’ve never actually shared with anybody before, but – on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress, go out to dive bars, and insist that everybody call me Mrs. Haberdasher!”


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When I crush a person’s spirit, I like to use a combination of intimidation and degradation.


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Now, no matter what you think of that guy in there, he always knew he wasn’t your father but he stayed in the game anyway. So how’s about you get your selfish ass in there.


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Does hang out” mean choke you?”


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Alright, fine. I’m a little rougher than you are, but guess what? The two of us have two distinctively different parenting styles. You’re an overbearing hypercautious psychotic, and I’m… well, you know… fun? And I think if we could meet somewhere in the middle, I think Jack’s going to be terrific! And besides, it’s not like I ever put him in any real danger.


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That’s so funny. I have an uncle named Stop Bothering Me.


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who’s going to be looking after him when you and your mother go out marauding for flesh?


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The next minute you find yourself alone, I’m gonna kill ya.

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