Category: Season 4

Why, Mariska? Why do you insist on bothering me with these things?

Don’t tell me – you and Sweaty Teddy here are gonna finally have that commitment ceremony you’ve been dreaming about?

Come on. I know you’re scared. A lot of times you feel like a little girl in a big gal’s body. But here’s the dirty little secret: Fear is good. It keeps you from becoming a crappy doctor. Trick is you just can’t let it paralyze you. But don’t you worry about a thing, there, Newbie. You’re a sure thing to get a kill. In fact, should be any day now!

Let’s break down the kid’s support system, shall we? He has me, an emotionally-crippled narcissist; and, he’s got you, an emotionally-crippled narcissist who’s soaking in a tub which by now has to be mostly your own urine.

I gotta go. If I’m around that sea hag for more than ten seconds my throat closes up.

SHE’S NOT PREGNANT! IT CAME OUT BLUE! IT’S BLUE! SHE’S NOT PREGNANT! IT’S BLUE! IT CAME OUT BLUE!!

I can change a diaper in twenty seconds.

Molly, Molly, Molly, you lost me at hello.”

Honey, if you are coming in, I just might go ahead and phone up my pool-man and my architect so we can populate the room with just as many useless people as possible.

Since you two have become chief residents, I’ve noticed that your leadership skills are — how can I put this delicately? — eh…crap.!