Category: Season 4

Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle – and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle -together the two of you make one barely passable doctor…slash labradoodle.

That young man has killed so many patients, I’m starting to think he just might be a government operative. The point is, the harder you study, the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill. Other than that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you kids. All the best! (more…)

Outstanding! You’re walking away like a pissy little ingrate. I mean, bravo!

Bobby, lately I’ve noticed you don’t listen to a single word people say, so my reply to your question is I think you’re the world’s biggest jackass and I look forward to your death.

You two are, without a doubt, the worst co-chief residents of all time. And in case you haven’t noticed, we’ve got ourselves one hospital chock-full of monkey interns; and, news-flash, your job is to catch whatever they’re flinging. Coffee talk, ladies, is now officially over. Get your asses to work. Now

Let’s take a look at our other options. Gandhi? You appear to be a man that is utterly without talent. Unless, of course, you wanna count the fact that you are the twentieth-best basketball player in a predominately white hospital?

That’s it! I want everybody to get out who is not an expert on lightbulbs! Go on! Get out! Out out out out out out out out out out out!

That wasn’t a scare tactic, Portia! Eventually everyone commits a sin of omission or doesn’t act quickly enough, and somebody kicks the bucket. It’s really…it’s really not a question of ‘if’ — it’s a question of ‘when.’

Barbie… you’ve met be before, yes? Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year, and nine months ago I hugged my son, so: you’re gonna have to do it.

Oh, happy day. She’s blown a fuse.