Category: Season 6

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Oh, come on, you gotta focus on the positives. For instance, the medical miracle that is one woman actually impregnating another woman.

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Filed under: One Liners,Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

I’m not freshly ripping anybody anything anymore. I am done with anger.

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Look, you pretty obviously have short-circuited. Because the odds of you ever actually having a baby are roughly on a par with me finding the Loch Ness monster in my bathtub.

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Apparently he’s doing the fatty dance.” Inappropriate? Well, maybe. But I’m raising my son to be a straight-shooter. That’s his mom, right over there.”

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Ah. Sorry, Jack, the machine’s broken. Looks like you’re gonna have to guzzle your juice down without any ice. Pretend, um…. You know, pretend it’s gin.

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Gin is an alcoholic beverage which, if your mommy’s strong genes are any indication, you’ll eventually learn to love as it slowly destroys a giant portion of your adult life.

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

And did you tell him not since the late ‘eighties when you were trying to make it as an actress”?”

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Jordan said I’m the only man she ever wants to have sex with! (…) Aren’t we sharing fantastic lies we choose to believe for personal reasons?

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

If I got to be right and have a private practice doctor die due to his own idiocy, I would call that a pretty full victory.

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Filed under: Season 6 — Tomek @ 4:39 pm

Don’t say hate, gandhi, you keep throwing that word around so much it’s lost all of its meaning. Now I have to find another word stronger than hate to describe how I feel about others.

I mega-loathe you all.

Good day.

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