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	<title>Coxisms - The Quotes of Dr Perry Cox</title>
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	<description>Heeere's the deal...</description>
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		<title>769</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You have diabetes and you can&#8217;t eat cupcakes.]]></description>
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		<title>768</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, now, Gandhi, since you don&#8217;t grasp the fact that I think you&#8217;re incompetent, ladies and gentlemen, pay attention please: presenting the world&#8217;s longest Shoosh&#8221;. Mmh&#8230;Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I&#8217;m goin&#8217; to go ahead and&#8230;stop. I&#8217;m not committing the way I normally do. When you go away I&#8217;ll regroup, maybe see you later.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>767</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It really is just super that you&#8217;re here with us as a reminder that surgeons really are simply ignorant scalpel jocks. Hell, after surgery&#8230;if there&#8217;s the slightest medical issue you just turf the patient right down to us, the real doctors, so we can pick up your slack. You cut&#8230;and run, if you will. That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>766</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good morning, reasons why I drink&#8221;, you may have noticed that we have a new face in our group.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>765</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Any other day I&#8217;d say no, but today I&#8217;m gonna go ahead and just say no.]]></description>
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		<title>764</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kelso lies selfishly and indiscriminately; you, you gotta draw your own line. This is half an Ibuprofen, it&#8217;s just the perfect dose for your pea-size brain, take it after I leave, you&#8217;ll save yourself the embarassment.]]></description>
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		<title>763</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, in here we have Mrs. Frank, who is in renal-failure, a&#8211;and over here we have Dr. TurtleHead, who is suffering from a severe case of&#8230;the Sulkys&#8221;. Symptoms include bad posture, moppy face and a sudden uncontrollable flailing of the upper extremities. Is it possible I&#8217;ve misdiagnosed this malady? (&#8230;) There it is. That a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>762</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry about that, Bobo,but I&#8217;m gonna go and tell the truth whenever i damn will, please. For instance, your tie. It&#8217;s hideous, in fact its only redeeming quality is to divert attention from the very visible outline of&#8230;your man-girdle.]]></description>
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		<title>761</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Noobie&#8217;s test result came back. He&#8217;s got Vasovagal Syncope. (&#8230;)If he&#8217;s vigorously Valsalva he can activate his reflex and actually lose consciousness. Carla&#8230;he&#8217;d pass out when he pooes!]]></description>
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		<title>760</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jordan&#8230;the boy already lipsyncs into your tampons, must we put a final nail in this tiny gay coffin?]]></description>
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