A homage to the writing and delivery of the rants, quips, verbal assassinations and retorts of Dr. Perry Cox (Aka John C. McGinley).

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No: 739

Find in One Liners

Easy, buddy. That smell burning your nostrils isn’t just the baby throw-up on her jacket – it’s the smell of a doctor with integrity.

No: 738

Find in One Liners

Ah, when it comes to torturing you, everybody’s on the same page.

No: 737

Find in Season 6

If I got to be right and have a private practice doctor die due to his own idiocy, I would call that a pretty full victory.

No: 736

Find in One Liners

I’m just gonna go ahead and tip myself for calling this one. Thank you, me!

No: 735

Find in Season 6

Jordan said I’m the only man she ever wants to have sex with! (…) Aren’t we sharing fantastic lies we choose to believe for personal reasons?

No: 734

Find in One Liners

Bobbo! No time! Gotta go tell Mr. Clancy that his tumor is benign. Is that not exciting? Should be worth a finski – whatta ya think?

No: 733

Find in Rants

Blondie! He is private practice. Those guys are cocky jackasses who don’t give two shakes about anybody else’s opinion but their own. They’re…they’re me, with one addendum: They’re whores. And I’m not talking about the good kind of whores like my ex-wife. They’re whores for money.

No: 732

Find in Verbal Assassinations

A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I’ll tell you what, my friend, unless you’re also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I’m afraid the answer is yeah…no! Here’s a–here’s a novel idea: Why [...]

No: 731

Find in Rants

A coffee place in a hospital? What’s next, Bob, an ice cream parlor in the morgue? Admittedly not a horrible idea, seeing as the freezers are already down there, plus it’ll be a perfect place for kids — one of our famous vanilla malteds definitely takes the sting out of having to identify the freshly [...]

No: 730

Find in Rants

She’s mad. But she can’t give me the silent treatment because she knows I’d actually love that, so she’s giving me the talk-until-I-want-to-commit-suicide treatment.

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