Hardly seems like much of a punishment for the kid from Kenya. I mean, God’s sake, he could run all day.

I don’t have any anger issues.

Gather round, doomed new interns who just paged me! Quick question: What does this outfit tell you? (…) It means that I was just working out — which, incidentally, is the last remaining activity I have in my adult life that qualifies as me time.” Other activities recently crossed off of that list include my [...]

Shadaisy!

Oh, come on, you gotta focus on the positives. For instance, the medical miracle that is one woman actually impregnating another woman.

Oh, have you, Stanley? I wasn’t expecting any.

Listen, Newbie, you’re not a completely, terribly, horrible, incompetent doctor. While I would never let any blood relatives be your patient, if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance, I might be OK with you treating them.

Are you ready to run the extra mile?

They’re giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store? Ha-ha! That worked better when you were a fat load.

In four and a half years, I’ve watched your pal, Stephanie, go through a multitude of irritating fads: UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff and the double European air-kiss. Seeing as you are sorority sisters, I was hoping you’d be able to tell me when this extra mile” crap will end.”