Category: One Liners

I’m not a big car-singing kind of guy.

With no due respect whatsoever, why?

I don’t have any anger issues.

addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.!

Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man.

You come here, you rat-bastard!

Lookit, enough of the squawk-box, all right? And just keep your eye on the road, whatta you say?

The correct answer she was looking for is a giant ego”! I have a giant ego!”

Hardly seems like much of a punishment for the kid from Kenya. I mean, God’s sake, he could run all day.

Note to self: You’ve got to start writing down the names of people that truly annoy you!