Category: Quips

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The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.”

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I love the poetry of someone putting himself way up on a pedestal and then getting knocked the hell back down into this puddle of self-hatred…with the rest of us.

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In my defense, I didn’t know you were behind me because I didn’t hear anybody telling me what a horrible person I am.

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Let’s go, Gandhi! You’re on!

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But, our new patient, Mr. Franks, in here is crazy rich, so I’d imagine Big Bob will be here momentarily to make love to his moneyclip.

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My turn. Have you seen how stupid you look when you do your angry quick-walk?

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Hey, do you know any women who hate themselves enough to actually date me?

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Lookit, I don’t have time right now to be the hundred-watt bulb for your annoying little moth, so if you could just fly away, that’d be great. Just fly awa–hey….?

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Oh, this is me mature. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

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Clovaritol is a drug? Now, honestly, Bob, here I was under the impression that it was a travel agency, what with all the free golf trips they’ve gone ahead and sent you on.

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