9,818 views
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars6 Stars7 Stars8 Stars9 Stars10 Stars (16 votes, average: 7.88 out of 10)
Loading...Loading...

No: 198

Find in Verbal Assassinations

Nine pounds in a week!? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone’s clogged artery. And all that a person has to do, really, is – oh, I don’t know – go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I’m supposed to be Dr. Give A Crap, but you wanna know the God’s honest truth? And this is a fact – you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn’cha!

Email This Quote Email This Quote

2 Comments

  1. Comment by the fred

    For this, I’m gonna go with “ow”!

  2. Comment by The Todd

    This is Second to the “Things I Don’t Care About” Speech.

    This is Legendary

Let us know what you think of this quote:

If you want to leave a feedback to this Dr. Cox Quote or one of the other comments, simply fill out the form below. Your comment will appear on this page underneath the quote. Your contact details will never be shared, displayed or used for any purpose.

(required)

(required)