No: 198
Find in Verbal AssassinationsNine pounds in a week!? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone’s clogged artery. And all that a person has to do, really, is – oh, I don’t know – go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I’m supposed to be Dr. Give A Crap, but you wanna know the God’s honest truth? And this is a fact – you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn’cha!


(6 votes, average: 9.83 out of 10)

Comment by the fred
For this, I’m gonna go with “ow”!
Comment by The Todd
This is Second to the “Things I Don’t Care About” Speech.
This is Legendary