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“Well, it’s no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them. I’d liken them to rocks, but that would insult rocks because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society. We build bridges, throw them at guys wearing phones clipped to their heads. It’s a phone. You can’t do this? However, it is not Dr. Briggs’ fault that she works in a broken system. Top hospitals are only interested in hiring surgeons who they think are flawless. That’s not the answer you thought you’d hear, but as always, I don’t care.”