Category: Season 5

“Oh, have you, Stanley? I wasn’t expecting any.”

“Listen, Newbie, you’re not a completely, terribly, horrible, incompetent doctor. While I would never let any blood relatives be your patient, if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance, I might be OK with you treating them.”

“Are you ready to run the extra mile?”

“They’re giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store? Ha-ha! That worked better when you were a fat load.”

“In four and a half years, I’ve watched your pal, Stephanie, go through a multitude of irritating fads: UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff and the double European air-kiss. Seeing as you are sorority sisters, I was hoping you’d be able to tell me when this “extra mile” crap will end.”

“Look, Newbie, there’s a reason that I can’t go the extra mile with patients. It’s something personal. I’m a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!”

“That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly between male and female genitalia.”

“My job is to make sick people better, not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.”

“I can’t believe you think I’d do this with you. Are you insane? Seriously, I’m a doctor.”

“That’s Jack’s mobile. Actually, it’s his third mobile. The first two were embedded in the dry-wall. They can be quite frustrating to assemble.”