Category: One Liners

Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do

I can’t stop thinking about putting up with you.

You can’t keep me from getting drunk.

I’m not a big car-singing kind of guy.

With no due respect whatsoever, why?

I don’t have any anger issues.

addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.!

Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man.

You come here, you rat-bastard!

Lookit, enough of the squawk-box, all right? And just keep your eye on the road, whatta you say?