Category: One Liners

addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.!

Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man.

You come here, you rat-bastard!

Lookit, enough of the squawk-box, all right? And just keep your eye on the road, whatta you say?

The correct answer she was looking for is a giant ego”! I have a giant ego!”

Hardly seems like much of a punishment for the kid from Kenya. I mean, God’s sake, he could run all day.

Note to self: You’ve got to start writing down the names of people that truly annoy you!

Careful, there, sweet-cheeks. I haven’t decided which way I’m going to take your temperature yet.

Oh, I-I-I’m sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.

I’ll be honest with you, I’m worried that I’m not going to be able to get your voice out of my head. It is a very real concern.