Category: One Liners

Don’t look her in the eyes, newbie; she’ll steal your soul. So, how are things going down in the underworld?

It’s my hair, if it even gets damp, it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.

Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out!

I sure hope you’re comfortable in that bed, because you’re gonna be in one just like it for the rest of your natural born life.

Oh my God, he just might have goof-arounditis.

Maybe they’ll put it in Almost Magazine.

Ah, when it comes to torturing you, everybody’s on the same page.

Now, you can have this thing back anytime you want. You’re gonna have to bark like a dog, though.

Oh, dear Lord, please make it stop.

Well, then, why don’t you just leave your boobs and some other stuff at my place?