Category: One Liners

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Don’t look her in the eyes, newbie; she’ll steal your soul. So, how are things going down in the underworld?

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It’s my hair, if it even gets damp, it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.

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Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out!

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I sure hope you’re comfortable in that bed, because you’re gonna be in one just like it for the rest of your natural born life.

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Oh my God, he just might have goof-arounditis.

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Maybe they’ll put it in Almost Magazine.

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Ah, when it comes to torturing you, everybody’s on the same page.

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Now, you can have this thing back anytime you want. You’re gonna have to bark like a dog, though.

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Oh, dear Lord, please make it stop.

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Well, then, why don’t you just leave your boobs and some other stuff at my place?

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