Category: One Liners

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Enggghhh! That’s the noise I make when somebody lies to me.

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Sandy, whatta ya say we start our work day.

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I’m about to set a new distance record for projectile vomiting.

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When they strap me in the chair, please let them know the murder was just.

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Kiss my ring.

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Shadaisy!

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You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.

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Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do

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I can’t stop thinking about putting up with you.

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You can’t keep me from getting drunk.

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