Category: Season 4

That’s it! I want everybody to get out who is not an expert on lightbulbs! Go on! Get out! Out out out out out out out out out out out!

That wasn’t a scare tactic, Portia! Eventually everyone commits a sin of omission or doesn’t act quickly enough, and somebody kicks the bucket. It’s really…it’s really not a question of ‘if’ — it’s a question of ‘when.’

Barbie… you’ve met be before, yes? Now, at most, I can muster one hug a year, and nine months ago I hugged my son, so: you’re gonna have to do it.

Oh, happy day. She’s blown a fuse.

Say, that was some real Nancy Drew stuff, there…Nancy. I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing!

Which leaves me, and, unless all of you wanna see me turn a two-syllable word into a six-syllable word, I re-he-he-he-he-heally think that we should keep looking.

It’s just, you surgeons ride in here on your white horse and you save the day, and the best news that I ever get to give everybody, anybody, ever, is Oh, by the way, ma’am, were you aware that that breathing tube you have in your neck also comes in day-glo pink?”

Newbie, I have not killed. But I happen to be, as always, the exception that proves the rule. So, right about now, you gotta be asking yourself, do you think you’re that good?

Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won’t have to deal with problems like this? Because I’m seriously considering taking that hit. I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don’t spoon, I’m not a spooner.

All you do is talk, talk, talk talk, talk, talk, talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. And when you’re not talking, I’m betting you’re thinking about talking. I mean, can I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had a thought that you didn’t immediately verbalize?