Category: Season 4

That… was me talking to a patient who has thrown in the towel. You can’t save everyone, Newbie, so I suggest you start working with people who want your help. That’s what I will be doing.

You know what? I’ve got a son, I don’t fantasize about Jordan dying as much anymore, and, even though it wasn’t planned, I’m actually pretty happy about the way this whole marriage thing has worked out. Sooo, would you please stop your chirping and step away from my personal life?

Slap yourself very hard in the face, then leave.

Boy, oh boy, does it look like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy. And trust me, he’ll make you pay.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Just skip the rest of your I’ll show you speech” “

Jordan, let me talk for a second. I’ve been trained for many years to take any emotion I feel, push it down, and then let it out by drinking way too much and by yelling at the football players on my T.V. screen. And I…I really thought I hit the jackpot when I finally met a woman who was as disturbed and closed-off as I am.

I’m on a break here, Newbie. Just tell your shiny headed roommate
if he doesn’t shut up his first surgery tomorrow will be removing that cell
phone from his own ass.

Do you want me to give you my things I don’t care about” speech again? Because, you know, I’ve updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything.”

So I’m supposed to pay for your Botox the rest of my life?

Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school, and then train her to do this procedure in the time it’s taking you to finish.