Category: Season 5

Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning.

I’ve got to be honest. I’m confused, Sasquatch.

No, no, no, no. There is no way that you get to spring your little boy-toy here for a night of passionless passion while my ass is here and Jordan’s whispering sweet nothings to a shower nozzle. I’ll tell you what we’re gonna do. We’ll leave it up to your interns. Who here doesn’t think that Barbie should abuse her power? Ah. There we go. Fair and square. Face-jock stays.

That’s a hairless growth never found on women. It’s your last name, Ted.

Barbie, please. They’re about to show Lindsay’s breakfast nook.

Are you ready to run the extra mile?

Oh, please. Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this. Satin panties.

I just thought your friends might be interested in seeing this photo. I took with my cell phone
the other night. I’m going to airbrush Friends Forever.” Then I’m gonna hang these bad boys

Your wife has nice cans.

Yeah. Gotta vomit first.