Category: One Liners

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Shadaisy!

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You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.

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Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do

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I can’t stop thinking about putting up with you.

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You can’t keep me from getting drunk.

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I’m not a big car-singing kind of guy.

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With no due respect whatsoever, why?

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I don’t have any anger issues.

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addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.!

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Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man.

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