Category: Put Downs

They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork. They hate you, dear God, they hate you good.

You know, Eunice, you never even woulda made that catch if you weren’t such an all-purpose nerd, sitting home alone on a Saturday night, watching some medical special on TV!

Hey, hey, Val. You know, you know what’s funny? Ever since I started taking care of your patients not one of them has died.

What’s this? Why, it’s a dummy-gram. And it’s addressed to you, Barbie. Let’s read it and find out what’s in there. You are disturbingly naive. Stop. Almost fifty percent of ED drugs are taken by recreational users. Stop.” “