You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late. I’m developing a begrudging indifference to you.

Look at the bright side. He’s like the daughter you never had, only gay and unsuccessful.

Dan, do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it’s all not some crazy dream?

OK, as you all know, Sacred Heart is dealing with a mountain of malpractice lawsuits courtesy of bumbling interns, clueless doctors and hack surgeons, or as I like to refer to them, you people. Since Sweaty Teddy here backs up his infinitesimal knowledge of the law with absolutely zero knowledge of medicine, one of you […]

I was calling you by a random girl’s name. Listen, please. I don’t care about any of your problems. I have no answers for any of you.(…) I might have an answer for that. Ew! I mean, come on, children. What do you actually think is going to happen here? Do you think I’m going […]

This right here is the get hit” line. Cross it at your own risk.”

Get the hell away from me.

You may tell me who your favorite sports team is. Keep it short. (…) For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings are the greatest franchise in the history of sports. On September 25, 1926…

You can count on me, Bobbo! Here’s the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends, at which point I will be leaving and meeting with my ex-wife for a celebratory best doctor in the city” date which is guaranteed to end in crazy hotel sex. I’m thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings. Who […]

Yes, I am. I’m gonna go ahead and give you a second so you can think about just how lucky that makes you.