Bethany, focus. Then dump on all of ’em! I’m sure they deserve it. I mean, let’s face facts. You are their teacher. How competent can they be? Stellar group there, Newbie. Let the torturing commence.

Please exit the area. Please exit the area. Please exit the area.

Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.

Stop bugging us. I find your particular brand of psychobablry about as useful and about as effective as fairy dust.

All right, Lester, we’re having this out right here, right now! Oh, for the love of God! What’s this, some pansy get in touch with my feelings because my mommy didn’t love me” group?”

If he keeps ignoring my threats, I’m gonna have to hit him.

How would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial?

He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.

You couldn’t push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons. Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe’s nether regions. By the by, this image is brought to you by my son, Jack, who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them in provocative positions on […]

That’s Keith? That kid’s the best intern we’ve got. I’d like to bronze him, turn my office into a Keith-edral and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.