Well, now, I don’t have any definitive confirmations yet, but, admittedly, that could be because I haven’t asked anyone.

Whatta you say, there, Stephanie; how about you step up to the plate and tell the guy. My God! I’m only three weeks old, and already I’ve got more stones than you do – and one of mine hasn’t even dropped yet.

As much as it may seem like it to me, personally, I feel desperately compelled to remind you that we are in fact not in prison. And I am just so not your bitch!

Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey….

Did we just slip into some alternate dimension where I actually give a flying ducky about what you say and do?

Oh, hey, buddy! I was just thinking about you! Yeah, I was thinking how it might be real nice to have somebody around here who could help me out. You know, somebody I could call — oh, gosh — My Resident”…and we’d do stuff together. You know, medical stuff. And it would just be peaches! […]

Oh, I don’t know. What do you say you start her on 20 CCs of It’s not my problem anymore!

Hey, Girl’s Name!

Come on, come on, come on, Jordan. I am so sorry everything fell apart today, honest-to-God, I am. But I guarantee that when you get here tomorrow, Dr. Gerson will, in fact, be in the super-deluxe birthing suite so that you can go ahead and have that story-book, drug-addled, Pitocin-induced pregnancy that you’ve always dreamed […]

Now, Barbie, Jordan is here for her ultrasound today, and I’m going to be holding her claw the entire time. So, what you’ve just done is essentially volunteered to do all of your work and all of mine. And if you’ll step right this way, I’ll be more than glad to tell you more about […]