Hey, don’t be embarrassed about staring at my ass. You’re only human, baby, and everybody does, anyway.

The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.”

Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact, the wall on which you’re leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know! Here, it’s a conundrum. […]

Whoa, there, Curly. I got no problem asking a woman out. Watch this: —- Wanna have a drink sometime?

Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?

if you ever were able to actually release all the tensions that are bottled up inside you, what would that look like? How would that go?

And you, my little precious, should give some thought to purchasing some non-bunching panties. They give you the extra support you love so much, while protecting against those offensive lines underneath your scrubs.

Laura, if you don’t toss that shot back, I’m going to throw you up on the bar and make you sing the theme song from ‘Endless Love’.

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get […]

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get […]