Well, you definitely need something. Um, maybe a backbone, or perhaps some testicles. At the very least, a pillow that you could carry around the hospital and just cry your sad eyes out into whenever drama occures.

if I ask you a question that doesn’t specifically deal with a medical issue, you can bet your powdered bottom that I don’t want you to answer. Do you understand?

It’s my hair, if it even gets damp, it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.

Relationships. Well, Sigmund, relationships are so fragile, it just takes one thing, one…tiny little offense, and it can snowball on ya. And if that snowball starts to pick up speed, God forbid, you better tuck and go, my friend.

Newbie, I know that your ovaries are absolutely tingling at the very sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it!

You’re more interested in being right than doing what’s right! And I just couldn’t take it! Can’t take it anymore!

Look, Newbie, if you leave this hospital knowing only one thing — and, God save me, it seems like there’s a pretty good chance that just might happen — let that one thing be this: that medicine is a collaborative effort. And that means that your opinion is just as important as mine. So, let’s […]

You know, my head’s probably going to melt when I say this but Kelso’s idea wasn’t half bad. Letting you run this place for a day would be a great educational experience. And, come on, let’s face facts — the training bra’s got to come off eventually. So, it’s your show, Debbie. Is this moment […]

Goodness gracious. Suddenly I’m getting the most intense headache.

who in God’s name wants to hear that every day?! Good morning.” In the immortal words of Daffy Duck: I demand that you shoot me now.”