I tell you what. Nothing says good morning like a drunken human alarm clock.

Listen, just because we have a child together doesn’t necessarily mean you know me, mmm’kay, princess?

We’re four seconds in and I’m already regretting my decision.

That… was me talking to a patient who has thrown in the towel. You can’t save everyone, Newbie, so I suggest you start working with people who want your help. That’s what I will be doing.

You got so much Botox in your expressionless face, I can’t tell.

Those pants make your ass look giant.

Since the baby came along we’ve been fighting less and less.

I can’t stop!

I can’t imagine anything I care less about.

Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don’t piss off the Janitor; end of story.