I don’t ever want to hear anything that’s come out of that man’s mouth; unless, of course, it’s Oh, my God! I’m dying. Now I’m moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there’s been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird!”

Lookit, this new gig is a great opportunity for me, and I–I want it to go well. And, for some reason, all these other bobble-heads seem to look up to you, so it would make my life one hell of a lot easier if you got in line behind me.

It’s all about the four dollars, trust me. And seeing as my money is contingent on you lemmings actually doing your jobs, I would say that now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work so that I can continue to afford the antidepressants that keep me so damn jolly.

Bottom line: We’ll be bestest friends foreverest if you just keep your face out of my face. Uh-huh.

sometimes in medicine you have to just chalk it up to life’s great mysteries, like crop circles or this gal’s Adam’s apple.

Hey, lookit, I had front seats to that bloodbath, and it hasn’t affected my sex drive.

Carla, cut the guy some slack. Surgery is not as easy as it looks. I mean, he’s gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery, panic, collapse into a ball of tears in the corner, and after all that he’s gotta go wash up, check the board, and find out who he’ll be killing after […]

Oh, this is me mature. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Newbie, you told me to tell her exactly how I feel, I did just that. Now you’ll remain on the floor until you come up with a new plan for me.

Ohhhhh, my little newbie-doobie-doo! Say, that whole telling Jordan how I feel” thing just went terrific, thank you for that. Now I need a place to crash. Where’s Naomi’s bedroom? Good night, roomies.”