No: 348
Find in Season 3Yeah, listen: While you were proving once and for all that pretty girls do not in fact need to be funny, I went ahead and took a look at your little rock star’s chart.
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No: 348Find in Season 3Yeah, listen: While you were proving once and for all that pretty girls do not in fact need to be funny, I went ahead and took a look at your little rock star’s chart. No: 347Find in Season 3Come on, the only reason Kelso wanted you at that dinner is because he knows standing next to a pretty doctor will get his picture in all the medical journals. Assuming his image actually shows up in photographs. No: 346Find in Season 3Well, now, you are looking slim. Are those new scrubs? Or is it the fact you no longer have a soul? No: 345Find in One LinersNever stop peddling, Annie. You are a soO-in for the Little Girl X-Games. No: 344Find in RantsLook, I like you…so here’s some advice: Never, ever do anything with Bob Kelso. Don’t talk to him, don’t look at him, don’t even associate with guys his age on the outside chance that they just shared a steam together in that never ending Klan meeting that they call a country club”; right? He is…pure […] No: 343Find in Season 3, Verbal AssassinationsNot so fast, there, Bob. You forgot to affix the warning label to your forehead. You know, the one that reads Exposure to Bob Kelso can be hazardous to your health” thus affording the reader a fighting chance to escape the waste and contamination that is…Bob Kelso.” No: 352Find in Season 3Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don’t, do ya. I’m onto you, Big Man! No: 353Find in Season 3Here’s a story: It’s called The Security Guard Who Was Sodomized With His Own Nightstick. |
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