Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient!?

I’m gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

I’d make you swear on a Bible, but I know how contact with holy stuff makes your skin sizzle. So just…promise me?

Gosh, I hate to interrupt this one-gal pep-rally, there, Barbie, but I give this guy two weeks — three if you are just terrific in the sack.

Oh, hey, this whole you-leaving-the-room-whenever-I-enter-it thing that you’re doing is just…I love it!

Oh! Barbie, I–I actually see your point. You should, in fact, go on your little date, because I have some busy work that’s gonna take me over into the vicinity of Mr. Hudson’s room, so I’ll just pop my head in there and tell him that he’s going to die. But, if you have a […]

Newsflash: you can’t drink and then come to work – you’re not airline pilots!

Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren’t see ya”, then the third word will be “Oh, my God, my crotch, you’ve punched me in the crotch.”

Oh, hey, Bob, here’s an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We’ll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we’ll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say I’ve never satisfied a woman. I’ve never […]

Boy, I’ll tell you what, it’s just not a wedding without a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, is it.