Category: Quips


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Hey, do you know any women who hate themselves enough to actually date me?


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Lookit, I don’t have time right now to be the hundred-watt bulb for your annoying little moth, so if you could just fly away, that’d be great. Just fly awa–hey….?


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Oh, this is me mature. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!


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Clovaritol is a drug? Now, honestly, Bob, here I was under the impression that it was a travel agency, what with all the free golf trips they’ve gone ahead and sent you on.


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Fine, let him go to church. I mean, I let him go to magic shows. I’ll just tell him it’s all a lie when he gets home so he doesn’t have any of those crazy nightmares.


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I think you’ll find I’m being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone. Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, Give me a break”? (…) Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.”


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Feelings.” That’s a good one.”


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Newbie, I know that your ovaries are absolutely tingling at the very sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it!


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I think that your fiancé is a self-involved, bobble-headed jock itch who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever.


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We’re four seconds in and I’m already regretting my decision.

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