Category: Quips

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Angie. Put on your flats, we’re going for a walk.

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So Jordon tells me that while you were on your world leukemia tour, you neglected to visit a single doctor, medicine man, or scary shaman with the giant saucers in his ears. Psst. Ben. Turns out cancer’s the kind of ailment that you occasionally want to check up on.

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You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease, but with you I find myself cheering, Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!” “

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God? My Brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden….?

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Nice call on the anti-seizure medication, there, Newbie. You know I’m actually starting to think you may not be the worst resident that ever lived.

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Not until people start chanting my name so that I can exit the room with my hands held high above my head in a victorious gesture. Capisce? You see, this diagnosing machine, this fabulous thing? Well, it runs on props, so I’m going to need to hear it. Come now.

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Hey, do you know any women who hate themselves enough to actually date me?

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Oh, this is me mature. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

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Fine, let him go to church. I mean, I let him go to magic shows. I’ll just tell him it’s all a lie when he gets home so he doesn’t have any of those crazy nightmares.

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Are you actually saying you enjoy telling people their spouses are going to die?

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