Category: Quips

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

So you haven’t noticed that my supporting cast in this theater of hell, is a veritable who’s who of incompetent puppets.

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Filed under: Quips — @ 12:00 am

Excuse me, does anyone here happen to have a plate of jeebies? Because these two just gave me a big old scoop of the heebies. Seriously, it cannot just be me. I want to hear from the audience. I do. Dating in the workplace. She’s the boss. He’s the pretty intern. Tell me what’s bugging you. Courage. (…) Gloria, telling it like it smells. I’m proud of you. Barbie, who hurt you?

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

And watching his face as I kick his worthless butt up and down this golf course every week is basically…, well, it’s the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards.

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

I know that the very idea of you doing a favor for me makes those ass cheeks clench up so tight that you could shove a lump of coal up there and probably crap out a diamond!

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Filed under: Quips — @ 12:00 am

Hey now, great work back there, Gandhi. What a story, huh? Blood, bravery, illegal immigrants – it had it all. Hell, when you tell Carla about this, the next time you two have sex, there’s a slight chance that she actually just might think about you.

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

Feelings.” That’s a good one.”

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

I think that your fiancé is a self-involved, bobble-headed jock itch who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever.

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Filed under: Quips — @ 12:00 am

Everyone, this is my sister, Paige. Paige, I’d like you to meet random people I don’t care about.

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

When you speak of this — and I know you will — could I be shirtless? See, I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless

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Filed under: Quips — DRK @ 12:00 am

Shower Shortz?

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