Category: Quips

But, our new patient, Mr. Franks, in here is crazy rich, so I’d imagine Big Bob will be here momentarily to make love to his moneyclip.

My turn. Have you seen how stupid you look when you do your angry quick-walk?

Hey, do you know any women who hate themselves enough to actually date me?

Lookit, I don’t have time right now to be the hundred-watt bulb for your annoying little moth, so if you could just fly away, that’d be great. Just fly awa–hey….?

Oh, this is me mature. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Clovaritol is a drug? Now, honestly, Bob, here I was under the impression that it was a travel agency, what with all the free golf trips they’ve gone ahead and sent you on.

Fine, let him go to church. I mean, I let him go to magic shows. I’ll just tell him it’s all a lie when he gets home so he doesn’t have any of those crazy nightmares.

I think you’ll find I’m being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone. Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, Give me a break”? (…) Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.”

Feelings.” That’s a good one.”

Newbie, I know that your ovaries are absolutely tingling at the very sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it!