Category: Season 1

Eisenhower….was a sissy.

I think, by the grace of God, we’re gonna be okay. Oh, and from now on, whenever I’m in the room, you’re definitely not allowed to talk.

It’s regular-strength Tylenol! Here’s what’cha do: Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that’s the correct dosage.

I’m gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible so I don’t overstate it: Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet. And may, in fact, be Satan, himself.

Write this down, newbie: If you push around a stiff, nobody’ll ask you to do anything.

Now, whatta ya say, champ; you got a urine sample in there for me?

cut him or lose him.