Category: Season 2

No, honey, the reason we’re late is that you took forever to get ready. That’s what happens when you’re vain!

I was scared. In fact, I was freaking out all day, because I’m quite confident that I’m gonna be an absolutely horrible father.

I actually had my physical last week, and while my cholesterol was low, my blood pressure was through the roof. Needless to say, my physician was stumped; but now — thank God! — you’ve helped us solve that riddle. You see, because, the very instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a teeny-weeny problem, aw, it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.

Hark, it is the high-pitched warble of the nosy nelly! Don’t see many of those flitting about these halls anymore because, well, quite frankly, when one does — one shoots to kill.