Category: Season 3

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Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry’s Perspective. One: If someone’s standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can’t decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them. Two: I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called Bring back the porn!” Three and most importantly of all: The only way to be respected as a doctor — nay, respected as a man — is to be an island; you are born alone, you damn sure die alone.”

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I don’t wanna see you around here anymore, okay?

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Stop looking at me or die.

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I roughly think that would be the faint sound of your patient vomiting. You may be having trouble hearing it over the much louder sound of me being right yet again.

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Yes, Bob, those pants do make you look like you’re holding water.

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You and your mother are basically the same person.

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The point is, and you just might want to jot this down: only the weak need help.

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Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it’s cute that you’re violating her little sister doesn’t mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades.

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I’ll tell you what to do: Get the hell out of here.

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Ohhh, great! You’re getting medication for your pain patient! But, say, why stop there? How’s about we load up our fanny packs with happy pills, drive downtown, I’ll hang out of the sun-roof, and we can just throw fistfuls of ’em right at drug addicts and it’ll just be a big happy parade!

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