Category: Season 4

Oh, happy day. She’s blown a fuse.

Say, that was some real Nancy Drew stuff, there…Nancy. I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing!

Which leaves me, and, unless all of you wanna see me turn a two-syllable word into a six-syllable word, I re-he-he-he-he-heally think that we should keep looking.

It’s just, you surgeons ride in here on your white horse and you save the day, and the best news that I ever get to give everybody, anybody, ever, is Oh, by the way, ma’am, were you aware that that breathing tube you have in your neck also comes in day-glo pink?”

Newbie, I have not killed. But I happen to be, as always, the exception that proves the rule. So, right about now, you gotta be asking yourself, do you think you’re that good?

Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won’t have to deal with problems like this? Because I’m seriously considering taking that hit. I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don’t spoon, I’m not a spooner.

All you do is talk, talk, talk talk, talk, talk, talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. And when you’re not talking, I’m betting you’re thinking about talking. I mean, can I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had a thought that you didn’t immediately verbalize?

..your guilty anguish is – it’s delicious. It’s like a little mini-meal between lunch and dinner. Quite frankly, it’s all I can do not to grind pepper on your head.

Carla, that makes you my girl. Hell, we could crank up the humidity and watch your hair explode, that’d be terrific.

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.